Alpha Male Tears™ Bottle

Introducing Alpha Male Tears™, the ultimate beverage for the modern patriot! This refreshing drink is bottled directly from the tears of those who can't handle the truth. Packed with irony and a hint of freedom, it's perfect for quenching your thirst while you debate critical thinking. Drink up, and let the world know you’re a true alpha! Warning: May cause excessive eye-rolling in liberals.