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Alpha Male Tearsā„¢ Bottle

$19.98

Quench your thirst for freedom with our Alpha Male Tearsā„¢! This premium bottle is filled with the salty essence of defeated liberal arguments, perfect for those who believe in true patriotism. Each sip is a reminder of your unwavering strength and commitment to the cause. Made in the USA, this product is ideal for your next BBQ or as a gift for your fellow patriots. Drink up and let freedom flow!