Alpha Male Tears⢠Bottle
$19.98
Quench your thirst for masculinity with our Alpha Male Tearsâ˘! This premium beverage is bottled straight from the tears of those who can't handle the truth. Perfect for sipping while you scroll through social media or while debating with 'libtards.' Each bottle is infused with the essence of freedom and a hint of irony. Drink up and embrace your inner alpha! Remember, real men cryâjust not in public!